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The Internet Kills People

Posted on September 18th, 2007 in F-cked by bstew

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Video games no longer indirectly cause people to kill other people, video games are now the actual killer of people.

Yesterday, a man in China decided to go to an Internet cafe and play video games, for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT! CNN is reporting that he died from exhaustion, brought on by "too many hours on the Internet."

In China, the Internet is the new SARS.

10 Responses to 'The Internet Kills People'

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  1. Godspeedphi said,

    on September 18th, 2007 at 11:08 am

    What? The Internet did not kill him. He was obviously an addict and became irrational.


  2. on April 5th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    Yeah well he was just stupid going for that long.

  3. ieatatsonic said,

    on April 11th, 2008 at 2:17 am

    Your blog make me chuckle from beginning to end^_^!! It sounds absolutely great to me. Your blog is my favorite!

  4. retre said,

    on April 20th, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    LoL

  5. zero said,

    on April 25th, 2008 at 11:36 am

    Reminds me of the world of warcraft episode of south park.

  6. frank said,

    on August 10th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Was für eine langweilige Seite…. echt schlecht !!!

  7. dame said,

    on October 30th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    yo
    gimme some more proof
    i cant believe this shit right here
    chinaman dies from internet
    wtf need more proof !!

  8. ILIKEFUCKINGPIE said,

    on February 26th, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    THIS MADE ME CREAM MYSELF
    AND HE DIED OF AIDS IN THE ASS

  9. layla said,

    on July 10th, 2009 at 7:35 am

    hahahahahahahahahah !

  10. Tony Average said,

    on December 24th, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Oh my crotch, I love that picture of pacman.

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